December 2011
effys:
monkeyslutting:
“E4, … Why do you like to hurt me so?” I say quietly, tears pouring down my cheeks as I look at Nathan/Kelly, Simon/Alisha, Chris/Jal and Mini/Franky graphics and wonder why everything I ship crashes and burns.
Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
Murderer: ok
b2stly:
everyone can draw so well and i’m here like
Pussy Liquor: I don’t believe in god. It’s not... →
vampire0fsacramento:
I don’t believe in god. It’s not because I think religion is stupid or pointless. I just have a hard time believing in something that…out there, I guess. I don’t have much against people who believe in god. Don’t get me wrong, I’m talking about the true followers who are kind and loving and who…
Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should... →
fuckyeahlaughters:
theannoyingskwid:
Get the Best Medicine here :)
vocaroo:
my grandma: your other grandma has put on loads of weight she’s a big heffer now
me: wow you bitch
my grandma: yes i was sat next to her at the christmas service and i was thinking “oh you have gotten fat you fat old woman”
me: omg stop you are drunk! u are pissed off your tits!
my grandma: what? no i’m not! i don’t drink alcohol
me: we put brandy in your coffee
my grandma:
Watchthrillsarecheap:
The Strokes - Someday Late Night with Conan O’Brien
another conan performance favourite, crutchy jules time
sigh favourite performance of one of my favourite songs
My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp through out the house, slam a bunch a doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
baddragondildo:
kunckles is red
sonic is blue
gotta go fast
to get away from you
